Wednesday, January 23, 2008

NEWS: Ever wonder why we haven't caught Bigfoot yet?

I now know why that the phenomenon known as Bigfoot aka Sasquatch has never been caught. He had a transportational device which beamed him back to Mars ... lol

Seriously, Fox News reported this:

Is it Bigfoot? A Tusken Raider from the first "Star Wars" movie? Or just a rock?

British newspapers went crazy Wednesday morning about an image from Mars that appears to show a humanoid figure descending a shallow hillside.


The "alien" is actually a blurry detail in a huge panoramic photograph snapped on the edge of Mars' Gusev crater by NASA's Spirit rover in early November, and posted on NASA's Web site on Jan. 2.

Naturally, it took the Photoshop skills of dedicated bloggers to find the "humanoid."


• Click here for the full NASA image. If that doesn't work, try this. The figure is near the bottom left corner.

"NASA scientists have been puzzled by the peculiarly life-like image," declared the Times of London, despite the apparent fact that no one from NASA has had any comment.

The skeptical Web site, however, scoffed, "Puhlllleeeeze. A man? It's a tiny rock only a few inches high. It's only a few feet from the rover!"

Other British papers saw the humo(u)r in the story, with the Sun theorizing that it was Detective Gene Hunt, the drunken, sexist policeman from the BBC time-traveling crime series "Life on Mars."

"It's Usama bin Laden!" declared one Times of London commenter. "All this time we thought he was in Pakistan."

• Click here to visit's Space Center. is owned and operated by News Corporation, which also owns and operates the Times of London and the Sun.

Here's a blog that has ran the picture through different filters through a graphics program. You be the judge.

WOW! What if there were truly life on Mars? Really, think about that. What if there were truly life on Mars? Now I won't be able to sleep :-)



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