Tuesday, January 01, 2008

HUMOR: Chuck Norris Facts

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Some humor to start the New Year off. By now, I'm sure everyone has heard a Chuck Norris Fact before. Some of the ones that me LOL:

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

Check out this Youtube vid of Chuck Norris reading the Chuck Norris Facts!



Here are 2 sites for more - http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/ and http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com.

An addendum, someone tried to publish a book on the Chuck Norris Facts and Chuck Norris was fast to nip that in the bud with a lawsuit citing unlawful use of his image or something similar. Lastly, here's the wiki page.

Enjoy!







2 comments:

hesslei said...

Chuck Norris Facts are satirical facts about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions mentioning country specific advertisements and other Internet phenomena.

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Stickgrappler said...

hello ethical seo:

thank you for the comment... i neglected to add that to my entry. thank you again!

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